Mom: I’m leaving, don’t watch no tv you still grounded
Mom: *comes home early*
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
Breaking News: Black people were ACTUALLY black!
Baljeet: Boo! Boo, I say!
Baljeet: Oh, I am not Baljeet. I am the scariest thing known to man: a failed math test.
Phineas: Yeah, right. We’re just gonna move on now.
Baljeet: You can run, but it won’t be to the college of your choice, I tell you!
I used to think that this was an exaggeration
I was wrong
;_; A little Throw back For Ya’ ;_;
So my sister and I took each other’s lunches by mistake today and all I had was a sandwich and some juice (she ate my shit e_e) and I had to stay after school and I didn’t have a snack, so my ass is sitting here starving because I haven’t eaten since before 12, and this picture decided to pop the fuck up AND IF I COULD ONLY REACH THROUGH THIS SCREEN ;____;